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by water
Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:13 pm
Forum: Mailboxes & Messengers
Topic: A missive to the Civic Guard
Replies: 0
Views: 3533

A missive to the Civic Guard

[Written in obviously unpracticed hand, with some spelling errors.] "TO THE CIVIC GUARD We, a group of citizens known as the Citizens Reinforcement Order and Watch (CROW), are having our first meeting of interested persons tomorrow, Fridas, at the Blkdragon Inn. We are a permitted and registere...
by water
Sat May 11, 2013 9:43 pm
Forum: The Rumor Mill
Topic: Rumormill 11.V.483 (Volume XV)
Replies: 0
Views: 5258

Rumormill 11.V.483 (Volume XV)

The Drache Rumormill "Drache's Premier News Source." (now only 10q!) 11.V.483, Vol. XV Now carried by the Criers' Union, special thanks to Xenifer ul-Barrad! The City's Matters Rats of Unusual Size (and Intelligence) Assault the King’s Inn The appeal to adventurers to defend sewer cleanin...
by water
Sat May 04, 2013 9:39 pm
Forum: Chat
Topic: The LAWLS Thread
Replies: 79
Views: 179971

Re: The LAWLS Thread

<@Nymphetamine> Murphy did not throw up in my mouth. Murphy was on my shoulder, and doing his Murphy dance of seduction, which includes regurgitation to feed me.
by water
Sat May 04, 2013 9:26 pm
Forum: Chat
Topic: The LAWLS Thread
Replies: 79
Views: 179971

Re: The LAWLS Thread

* bornfor shares cheese around. * [Alterego] eats all the cheese. * VII prefers meat anyway. * VII no homo. * bornfor waggles eyebrows at VII. * VII k, homo a little. skips to his lou. <[Alterego]> ... <@Suzthulhu> hahahaha * Bullbound (Mibbit@t-40-249-738-81.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #BDI*OOC...
by water
Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:15 pm
Forum: Chat
Topic: The LAWLS Thread
Replies: 79
Views: 179971

Re: The LAWLS Thread

<Alexx> I like a nice firm tit.
<Alexx> Just one.
<Alexx> Moderation.
<Alexx> I touch it once, nod, and move on.
<Alexx> Frowning all the while.
by water
Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:15 pm
Forum: Chat
Topic: The LAWLS Thread
Replies: 79
Views: 179971

Re: The LAWLS Thread

<Alexx> "100 dudes, helicopter cock, GO." <- my brain.
<VII> Why are you thinking of DUDES?!
<Alexx> Because I crave a good dicking.
<Alexx> Duh.
<VII> HELICOPTER BOOBS man.
<bornfor> ...
by water
Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:56 pm
Forum: Chat
Topic: The LAWLS Thread
Replies: 79
Views: 179971

Re: The LAWLS Thread

<@Nymphetamine> vile's heard me laugh hysterically about terrible things. <vile> lol <vile> like spongy love mountains <vile> and galloping abs <@Nymphetamine> Like Megatron raping Starscream. <vile> and that <@Nymphetamine> And Scrappy Doo being shoved up Fred's ass in a plastic bag and asphyxiatin...
by water
Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:52 pm
Forum: Chat
Topic: Dance of Fire, OOC chat and summaries
Replies: 6
Views: 22287

Aftermath

The heroes return to their bodies- two fewer than they were when they departed them. Helvisu and Murdoc lie dead on the ground, Lauryl wailing. Alain, struck by lightening, is saved by Vera Tivaurd. The book has exploded massively, shattering the main giant ruby into 22 tiny shards, most of which ar...
by water
Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:47 pm
Forum: Chat
Topic: Dance of Fire, OOC chat and summaries
Replies: 6
Views: 22287

Finale Act 2 scene 2

Nalin dead, Katemai Paela (the second djinn) steps forth. Lauryl shoots him with an enchanted arrow, and he collapses to dust! They've found an effective weapon, but it's limited in number of uses. More and more djinn make their way through the protective summoning realm's bubble, flooding the space...
by water
Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:15 pm
Forum: Chat
Topic: The LAWLS Thread
Replies: 79
Views: 179971

Re: The LAWLS Thread

(talking about playing IC) <Lee-Paul> I did this backflip out the window, dodged 46 arrows, never spilled a drop of my drink and blew a perfect smoke ring that reassembled the window. <Lee-Paul> So I got banned. <Bakamoichigei> ..yea I'd call bullshit on that to <Bakamoichigei> seriously, a backflip...