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Rumor Mill 25.I.489

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THE RUMOR MILL
25.I.489


Lathrelk: The Ideal Place

Imagine if there were a town where workers are paid well, food is plentiful, everyone feels secure, and people look out for each-other. This place exists, and it’s called Lathrelk. Of course, if you live in a city like Drache, where city officials have run amok with corruption, such an idyllic place might be a hard thing for you to imagine. And one can see why it would be hard for you to imagine when one considers issues that include, but are not limited to: The rampant crime in the Back Alley, the past incompetence of the civic guard, the wealth inequality, the success of Menxrukian terrorists, and the recent plagues of giant plants and pests. This is only to name a few of the problems with our fair city.

Thus, it seems amazing to stumble upon such a place as Lathrelk. Surrounded by rolling farmland, the small hamlet boasts all the necessities one needs to live comfortably: A family-owned smithy, a general shop, and a vibrant market. The citizens of Lathrelk are paid well for their labor. The air is fresh and clean. There is not a single corrupt noble in sight. And they are all happy. Really, there are too many great things about this hamlet to list off. You must come out and see it for yourself!


Floxod Vloress to Attempt Government Reform

In related news to the above article, Floxod Aridia Vloress learned of the wonderful small town of Lathrelk, and has gone to learn how they govern and carry out their business. At least we are lucky that one of our nobles cares enough to change our city for the better. Unfortunately, it seems unlikely that Drache could ever become as pleasant a place as Lathrelk when one takes into account how deep the power-grabs are within the government. Citizens who wish a change would do better to move to Lathrelk.


Fashion by Elapidae

Do you like to be beautiful? Do you want to be at the front of all the latest trends? If so, you must check out the newest in fashion by Elapidae. With edorsements by such high-society names as Tespin Pellatgi Arnak, Tespin Silge Brogod, and Tespin Tarla Folvad you cannot go wrong! The only way you could improve yourself and life more is to move to Lathrelk!
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