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The LAWLS Thread

Post by Suzthulhu » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:41 pm

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<Rriss`Pehn> thats right
<Rriss`Pehn> I deeboed a table :P
<Pan[A]> ... potted up on weed?
* Alex-GONE pots up.
* Pan[A] writes that down for later
<Pan> Why get potted up on weed when you can just inject three whole marijuanas?
> Oh, I thought you meant he'd knocked a table THE FUCK OUT.
<Rriss`Pehn> lol
<Rriss`Pehn> yes, yes he did
> XD
> I also read Margo's post as saying 'ravenous breasts'
> So...
<+MunInFull> Margo's tits are so ravenous.
<+MunInFull> Nipples with big, sucking holes.
<Alex-GONE> It's weird, JD will be quiet for like a fucking week, then outta goddamn nowhere it's nipples with sucking holes.
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Re: The LAWLS Thread

Post by Suzthulhu » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:34 pm

<@Nymphetamine> Alex, I've found the perfect job for you: http://www.regretsy.com/2012/10/19/call ... ight-owls/
<Alexx> I'd want to bring my Kindle.
<Alexx> But yeah, sure.
<Alexx> I've done weirder shit for money.
<NeoMikey> Where's my owl costume? I'll even hoot for that sorta money!
> Yeah, that's just what I want; Alex's mug looming over me as I try to sleep.
<@Nymphetamine> Nono, he'd have his back to you.
<@Nymphetamine> Since that would be offputting.
<Alexx> Pff, my giant bald head and blunt facial features would lull you into a wonderfully blissful sleep.
<@Nymphetamine> And no kindle, we can't have that light.
<Varian> Doing god knows what.
> Oh good, so I can't see him creepily jerking off.
<Alexx> HEY!
<Alexx> I jerk off in a totally non-creepy fashion, tyvm.
> He jerks off HAPPILY. Going WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the whole time.
<@Nymphetamine> Ahahaha
<@Nymphetamine> Trufax, I'm sure.
<@Nymphetamine> In a clown suit.
<@Nymphetamine> Not an owl costume.
<Alexx> *clown thong
<Alexx> Otherwise accurate.
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Re: The LAWLS Thread

Post by Suzthulhu » Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:32 pm

<Divolvir> There will be a rematch. >;)
<@Nymphetamine> lol
> LOL
> IN THE BEDROOM AMIRITE?
<Divolvir> OMG ^5
<@Nymphetamine> DROWEMSHI BABIES
> They would be gorgeous babies.
<@Nymphetamine> Unlikely. AFTER SHE STABBED HIM IN THE JUNK.
> hahahaha
<UnSeEn> i thought there were already there
> Well he just needs the chance to stab her in the junk. WITH his junk.
<Divolvir> Challenge accepted.
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Re: The LAWLS Thread

Post by Suzthulhu » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:34 am

<+Divolvir> The healing would have commenced, but he was still seeing bats around the head. The pain was dulled, of course, but he knew the extent of injuries would be vastly more than physical. He'd lost his bout to a woman. Sure, Drow assassins fell like dominoes. Put him against a female and he's just a ragdoll. His only saving grace was that he gave her ass quite the pounding. . . When she spoke to him, he couldn't look her in the eye. All he could feel was some kind of hate that surpassed even his own loathing for the Underdark culture. Quite fitting, though. A man going against feminist reign in his own world, gets beaten half-to-death by a woman in the new world.
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Re: The LAWLS Thread

Post by Nymphetamine » Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:26 pm

(08:17:45 pm) <Ric`Delaney> Did you spend, oh, around $19.99 on anything… delicious?
(08:18:12 pm) <Roxie> Why yes. Yes I did.
(08:18:22 pm) <Ric`Delaney> Bourbon or Rye?
(08:18:28 pm) <Roxie> However my idea of yummy and yours may differ.
(08:18:40 pm) <Ric`Delaney> What did you buy? Apple-tini mix?

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Re: The LAWLS Thread

Post by Suzthulhu » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:45 pm

<Ricochet> So I'm just chilling, it's mid morning, maybe 9:30 or so.
<Ricochet> And I fart. But the sound of it was like.. this perfect cartoon toot. Like it sounded like a cartoon sound effect of a fart, not a real fart. And that actually made me laugh out loud. And then I realized that I'm sitting alone, at my house, farting and laughing. And I was like... yep. This is rock bottom.
<Ricochet> Yeah, I mean, I'm no longer even depressed. I've stared the end in the eye, and I survived.
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Re: The LAWLS Thread

Post by Nymphetamine » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:03 pm

(03:57:44 pm) * Addison hasnt heard mystikal in forever
(03:57:47 pm) <Addison> isnt he in prison or something
(03:57:51 pm) <Addison> was he the one who went to prison for rape
(04:00:10 pm) <Vydain> Yep, and then his career went right in the toilet.
(04:00:30 pm) <Vydain> I personally, shocked and disgusted. Based on the loving nature of hip hop toward women, I was caught off guard by his behavior.
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Re: The LAWLS Thread

Post by Nymphetamine » Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:48 pm

(05:47:28 pm) <Pan> I shaved my head once.... I'd tell people it was because someone I'd known since I was a kid got cancer... then when they looked all dewey-eyed and fawning, I'd add "you shoulda seen the look on their face when I shaved off my perfectly good hair and then asked them if they were jealous mine would just grow back"

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Re: The LAWLS Thread

Post by Nymphetamine » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:30 am

(11:28:33 pm) <@Anima> Sometimes, I want to start a halfway whorehouse for wayward internet nerds that aren't totally hideous.
(11:28:46 pm) <BlackHorns> Such loving charity.

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Re: The LAWLS Thread

Post by Suzthulhu » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:40 pm

<@Nymphetamine> For some reason, Murphy's sitting on his food dish, talking to it.
<OrchidMantis> Everyone has their hobbies.
<+Tagert> I take it Murphy is a bird.
<Varian> Margo's boyfriend. :/
<@Nymphetamine> Murphy is my 22 1/2 year old African grey parrot.
<Pigasus> He has a condition
<@Nymphetamine> FUCK YOU, ERIC, HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND
<+Tagert> Hahahaha
<@Nymphetamine> (anymore, I GREW OUT OF THAT)
<+Tagert> What is he saying to his food dish?
<@Nymphetamine> Hello, hi, Hey Margo, and a wide variety of whistles and noises.
<necrofish> He's dirty talking it before he gets his food porn on.
<keon> o.o
<keon> I want me a steak
<Varian> "SQUAWK. That's how mommy likes it. SQUAWK."
<necrofish> polly wants a crackwhore.
<@Nymphetamine> There was a time when I was paranoid that Murphy would learn sex noises.
<@Nymphetamine> (He has not yet.)
<necrofish> LOL
<necrofish> That's a shame.
<OrchidMantis> I knew a parrot that did when I was working in a rescue center...
<+Tagert> Starts making that noise of lubed flesh against lubed flesh
<+Tagert> You know the noise.
<@Nymphetamine> "OH, OH, OH GOD"
<necrofish> The queefing bird.
<Varian> hahahaha
* Varian laughs and vomits.
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