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Re: The LAWLS Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:14 pm
by Nymphetamine
(07:10:32 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> also my sister left one of thos CFL bulbs burning in her room and knocked it over at some point
(07:10:42 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> so I had a broken CFL just spewing mercury around that room for who knows how long
(07:10:59 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> also sparking on paper
(07:11:04 pm) <@Nymphetamine> Well, at least no one of importance will get mercury poisoning.
(07:11:50 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> my dad was the one who found it. he was over and we were talking and he was like
(07:11:54 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> 'what is going on in there'
(07:11:56 pm) <Riddy> wow
(07:12:22 pm) <@```> There isn't THAT much mercury in them. He'll be okay. :D
(07:12:37 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> yeh I was more about the whole
(07:12:49 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> grabbing an actively arcing broken electrical object with his bare fucking hands
(07:13:01 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> and I was like 'dude, unplug it' 'nah, I got this'
(07:13:14 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> 'but the plug, it's right there.. you know what? N/m'
(07:13:18 pm) <+Uzzo> Don't worry, it'll be obvious if she gets mercury poisoning, with symptoms such as mood swings, nervousness, irritability and erratic behavior

Re: The LAWLS Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:57 pm
by Nymphetamine
(07:56:09 pm) * Sexy`Mindflayer`Guy is now known as Markham
(07:56:23 pm) <devilpants> more like Assflayer
(07:56:36 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> And just like that
(07:56:42 pm) <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> I have an idea for a particularly horrific D&D monster

Re: The LAWLS Thread

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:59 pm
by laytrayin
[14:56] <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> I've seen a couple good rpg maker games but like
[14:56] <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> the vast majority of them are garbage
[14:57] <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> Oh God... Ambition of the Slimes
[14:57] <@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> No. NO. NO! No no no!
[14:57] <@Aridia> an uzzo game

Re: The LAWLS Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:21 pm
by Riddy
<Riddy> I don't think she has the heart to tell him that she's been screwing a bee for the last few weeks.

Re: The LAWLS Thread

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:49 pm
by Suzthulhu
<@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> I have been editing a 9 minute video for 30 mins because I keep getting fone calls. this is stuuuupid
* +Jill_the_Ripper calls Rav
<@Ravynetti`Tivaurd> ;_;
* @Nymphetamine also calls Rav.
<+Uzzo> Rude
* Melkor also calls rav.
* Piggers PMed Rav >_>
* @Ravynetti`Tivaurd finished it ANYWAY
<Melkor> Aww
<Melkor> I mean, good job.

Re: The LAWLS Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:40 am
by Suzthulhu
* Melkor ([email protected]) has joined #BDI*OOC
* Justin throws rocks at Caelan's stupid stomach.
<Melkor> Ruuude
<Justin> Maybe you won't eat them this way.
<Melkor> I will
* Melkor eats them.
<Justin> They're full of poison.
* Melkor lives on poison.
<Melkor> My blood is poison.
<Justin> You still overdose on the poison and die.
<Melkor> NO AUTO HITTING.
<Justin> YOU ATE THE ROCKS
<Justin> THEY WERE FULL OF POISON
<Justin> YOU OVERDOSED ON THE POISON
<Melkor> I said I lived on poison.
<Justin> LEARN TO ACCEPT CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS.
<Justin> You can overdose on water.
<Justin> Gtfo.
<Melkor> I DIDN'T OVERDOSE
<Justin> w/e with your godmodin' ass.
<Melkor> AUTOHITTER >:O

Re: The LAWLS Thread

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 4:55 pm
by Suzthulhu
<Justin> Hey, Suz
<Justin> Can you do me a favor?
<+Jill_the_Ripper> No.
<Justin> :/
<Justin> Why not?
<+Jill_the_Ripper> Because it's going to be somethingI don't like.
<Justin> You don't know what it is yet.
<+Jill_the_Ripper> Fine. WHat?
<Justin> Go fuck.
<+Jill_the_Ripper> Alright, brb
<Justin> thanks.
<Justin> no wait
<+Jill_the_Ripper> No problem.
<Justin> fuck.

Re: The LAWLS Thread

Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 12:17 am
by laytrayin
[22:17] <@Nymphetamine> And now you all know why Justin and I broke up
[22:17] <@Nymphetamine> I couldn't handle a little pee in my butt.

Re: The LAWLS Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:53 pm
by Riddy
<Riddy> ugh, IU shoylen;t vaieeel gitred
<Riddy> okay, let me try that again
<Riddy> Ugh, I shouldn't feel so tired.

(but seriously, help me)

Re: The LAWLS Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:33 pm
by Suzthulhu
<Nauranor4> i pooped kettle corn
<Nauranor4> popped
<Nauranor4> god
<@Orwell> <Selindria1> .....
<Caiyra6> hahahaha
* +Callisto3 dies
<Lane2> ....
<@Orwell> <Selindria1> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
* Caiyra6 dies
* Lane2 fucking loses it
<@Orwell> <Selindria1> lays down
* +Callisto3 just dies so hard
<Nauranor4> welp, there's My typo of teh day