<Alexx> "100 dudes, helicopter cock, GO." <- my brain.
<VII> Why are you thinking of DUDES?!
<Alexx> Because I crave a good dicking.
<Alexx> Duh.
<VII> HELICOPTER BOOBS man.
<bornfor> ...
The LAWLS Thread
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Re: The LAWLS Thread
<Alexx> I like a nice firm tit.
<Alexx> Just one.
<Alexx> Moderation.
<Alexx> I touch it once, nod, and move on.
<Alexx> Frowning all the while.
<Alexx> Just one.
<Alexx> Moderation.
<Alexx> I touch it once, nod, and move on.
<Alexx> Frowning all the while.
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* bornfor shares cheese around.
* [Alterego] eats all the cheese.
* VII prefers meat anyway.
* VII no homo.
* bornfor waggles eyebrows at VII.
* VII k, homo a little. skips to his lou.
<[Alterego]> ...
<@Suzthulhu> hahahaha
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<VII> bornfor's eyebrows - making heterosexual men question themselves since 2000 AD.
* [Alterego] eats all the cheese.
* VII prefers meat anyway.
* VII no homo.
* bornfor waggles eyebrows at VII.
* VII k, homo a little. skips to his lou.
<[Alterego]> ...
<@Suzthulhu> hahahaha
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<VII> bornfor's eyebrows - making heterosexual men question themselves since 2000 AD.
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Re: The LAWLS Thread
<@Nymphetamine> Murphy did not throw up in my mouth. Murphy was on my shoulder, and doing his Murphy dance of seduction, which includes regurgitation to feed me.
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Re: The LAWLS Thread
(08:19:47 pm) <Alexx> WTF is wrong with me...
(08:20:00 pm) <Lauryl> Boredom
(08:20:38 pm) <@Nymphetamine> HAHAHAHAHA
(08:20:47 pm) <@Nymphetamine> I was reading it all to Chris
(08:20:57 pm) <@Nymphetamine> And he declared "It's a fucking necessity with that jackmonkey"
(08:21:01 pm) <Alexx> hahah
(08:21:03 pm) <@Nymphetamine> And asked me whY i didn't have more on there
(08:21:15 pm) <@Nymphetamine> I hope you corrected my spelling mistakes
(08:21:20 pm) <Alexx> Nope.
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(04:55:02 pm) <Leones> I...um...help?
(04:55:11 pm) <Orthos> sup?
(04:55:14 pm) <Orthos> I can help!
(04:55:20 pm) <Leones> It's 1a, and no word of a lie, I just heard someone blow 3 blarps on a bugle
(04:55:24 pm) <Leones> *1am
(04:55:42 pm) <Leones> I think we're about to get whitewalkered
(04:55:02 pm) <Leones> I...um...help?
(04:55:11 pm) <Orthos> sup?
(04:55:14 pm) <Orthos> I can help!
(04:55:20 pm) <Leones> It's 1a, and no word of a lie, I just heard someone blow 3 blarps on a bugle
(04:55:24 pm) <Leones> *1am
(04:55:42 pm) <Leones> I think we're about to get whitewalkered
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(08:25:18 pm) <Janelle> Dammit McClane! I'm six days from retirement and you can't keep playing fast and loose with the law like this!
(08:25:18 pm) <Janelle> Dammit McClane! I'm six days from retirement and you can't keep playing fast and loose with the law like this!
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(02:50:23 pm) <+Stygian> Yeah, we just ask people to be reasonable and exercise common sense. And Margo feasts on the flesh of those who lack common sense. ¬_¬
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Re: The LAWLS Thread
<vile> i need to invest in some headphones that block out noise :V
<vile> or a paintball gun
> those things are stupidly expensive
> paintball guns are cheaper
> and much more fun
<vile> or find out where these assholes live and blast shitty music at their bedroom
> Yani
> or Yoko
> Bjork also works
<BetaFlame> Kenny G
> ^
<BetaFlame> Kenny G is like the chemical weapon in the music wars.
<BetaFlame> no one wants to say they have it, but everyone knows they will use it.
> hahahaha
<vile> call me maybe
> brb, stabbing my brain with a chopstick
<BetaFlame> Friday
<vile> if i'm going to be a terrorist i'm pulling out the big guns
<vile> or a paintball gun
> those things are stupidly expensive
> paintball guns are cheaper
> and much more fun
<vile> or find out where these assholes live and blast shitty music at their bedroom
> Yani
> or Yoko
> Bjork also works
<BetaFlame> Kenny G
> ^
<BetaFlame> Kenny G is like the chemical weapon in the music wars.
<BetaFlame> no one wants to say they have it, but everyone knows they will use it.
> hahahaha
<vile> call me maybe
> brb, stabbing my brain with a chopstick
<BetaFlame> Friday
<vile> if i'm going to be a terrorist i'm pulling out the big guns
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(08:39:05 pm) <Alexx> "I used to look like a Nubian princess, and now I look like fuckin' Aunt Jemimah."